Mom: Measure out 2 and a half for me please.
Me: 2 and a half what?
Mom: Of oatmeal.
Me: No, what measurement?
Mom: 2 and a Half.
Me: (‘Are you kidding me’ look)
Me: Units, mom, what units?!
Mom: (Returning the ‘Are you kidding me’ look) What do you think?
Me: How should I know? Ounces, Milliliters, Cups?
Mom: Yes Sean, I want 2 and a half milliliters of oatmeal.
Me; You never know!
Mom: Cups, Sean, cups.
Happy Mother’s Day! My mom has raised me to be just a much of a brat as she is, and she can still deal out all the sass she gets. Much love <3